Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just fell off a train. Bad.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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