All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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