I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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