brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
But theres a keg here and me gusta
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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