I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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