i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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