Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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