i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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