My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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