i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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