He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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