I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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