12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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