I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so let's talk penis.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Operation Purity has been aborted
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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