Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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