I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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