is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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