ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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