is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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