Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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