Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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