the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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