The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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