He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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