Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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