i think i have herpe
just one?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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