so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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