He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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