i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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