I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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