DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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