is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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