there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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