Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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