ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
