Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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