ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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