We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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