look no pants
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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