Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm always down for nudity.
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