she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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