Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Randomize
