Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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