One girl and one boy is just not enough.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
