Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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