dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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