Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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