i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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