I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear