I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.