I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
dude i'm inner monologue high
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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