Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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