hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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