i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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