yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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